dankmemeuniversity:

dspressed:

If Marilyn Manson can cut off his best friend of 20 years for turning out to be a rapist then I don’t see why so many guys have a problem doing it to their buddy Chad they met 3 weeks ago at a tailgate party

bluehairedspidey:

me: please, im begging you,, , just do this one assignment

my shit brain: I would rather die, you baby-faced mackerel of a man

alexander:

i choked reading this

blue-obliviate:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

It’s back

itsqueerlyhalloween:

Holy fucking christ

inu-demon:

No u

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

inquisitorpsyduck:

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Originally posted by gif87a-com

What a beautiful octopus.

0ne-with-nature:

hypnopomicwolf:

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

yes pls

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floozys:

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

black–twitter:

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

brbjellyfishing:

yes, I’m a gamer

sansgod:

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism